Posted Jan 6th 2009 12:05AM by TMZ Staff
We've never, ever -- ever -- seen Jessica Alba smile as much as she did the other day when she brought her daughter, 7-month-old Honor, to an L.A. playground.

Cutest thing ever...
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Kids, Jessica Alba
Posted Dec 30th 2008 12:45PM by TMZ Staff
A heated confrontation almost came down to blows last night when Jessica Alba's husband got in a paparazzo's face and started smackin' around his camera.

It all started outside of Bardot, when the pap knocked into the Albas' ride -- that's when Cash Warren went right for the guy and demanded some contact information -- stat! With Jessica in the car, Cash knocked around the dude's camera, thus pissing off the papper. But when the shooter shoved back -- Cash was man enough to walk away.
Pretty intense little skirmish though.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Posted Dec 11th 2008 1:55PM by TMZ Staff
Someone's been watching her "Dora the Explorer," because for a girl who said she doesn't speak the language, Jessica Alba's got remedial Spanish down pat.

Filed under: Jessica Alba
Posted Dec 10th 2008 1:50PM by TMZ Staff
Jessica Alba didn't look so good leaving a drug store -- and it had nothing to do with her awful purple shades.

The 27-year-old usually pouty-faced new mom picked up a humidifier and cold medicine on Tuesday.
Looks like Jess' attitude isn't the only thing under the weather.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba, Nurse!
Posted Dec 3rd 2008 1:40PM by TMZ Staff
Here's actress Jessica Alba (left) shopping in Paris on Wednesday -- and kidnapped heiress turned Symbionese Liberation Army member Patty Hearst (right) back in 1974.

One of them is often photographed looking angry.
We're just saying'.
Filed under: Jessica Alba, We're Just Sayin'
Posted Oct 20th 2008 2:52PM by TMZ Staff
Millions of women would love to be mistaken for Jessica Alba, but Jessica Biel ain't one of them.

A Las Vegas fan found out the hard way that Biel's biggest similarity to Alba isn't her first name, good looks or box office flops ... it's her sour demeanor.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Posted Oct 7th 2008 2:40PM by TMZ Staff
An election ad featuring Jessica Alba wrapped in bondage tape was supposed to turn people on to voting. It ended up just turning a whole lotta people on. Freaky deaky style.

The ad was for "Declare Yourself," and a stylist for the PSA decided their message was best conveyed by muting Jess with bondage tape from JT's Stockroom.
If the ad inspired people to register to vote, we don't know. What we do know: People started showing up at Stockroom's store -- with the Alba ads in hand -- asking for the reusable, sticks-to-itself, I-like-my-sex-with-a-side-of-violence black tape.
The safe word is "economy."
Filed under: Jessica Alba, Prez Election 2008
Posted Sep 22nd 2008 1:27AM by TMZ Staff
What baby weight?
Jessica Alba spent the weekend in Los Cabos, Mexico with a few friends and she brought along with her the body men used to drool over, pre-pregnancy.
Frowning burns calories.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba
Posted Aug 9th 2008 2:30PM by TMZ Staff
Actresses Jessica Alba (left) and Jessica Biel (right).

These two have more in common than just their first names ...
- Most impressive talent is being genetically blessed.
- Resume loaded with box office flops.
- Penchant for being a big ol' sourpuss.
This town ain't big enuf for the both of 'em!
Filed under: Movies, Jessica Alba
Posted Jul 15th 2008 8:30AM by TMZ Staff
TMZ has uncovered the birth certificates of five of Hollywood's newest brats. Did you know all five were born at Cedars Sinai in L.A. -- where Dennis Quaid's twins had their incident a few months back? Click below to find out what other little tidbits we uncovered.

Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Nicole Richie, Tori Spelling, Christina Aguilera
Posted Jul 10th 2008 10:19PM by TMZ Staff
More celebrity cash cows, er, babies have been born!
TMZ has learned Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK! Magazine.
We're hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other "event" -- Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved.
One-month-old Honor, we're told, is just "adorable" and the pictures, taken this week, are "so cute."
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Posted Jul 8th 2008 8:15AM by TMZ Staff
Someone check the skies for flying pigs -- because Jessica Alba just cracked a smile.
The valet misplaced Cash's keys outside Crustacean last night, but instead of defaulting into that depressed mode we love to hate, the new mama flashed her pearly whites ... and some serious bling.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Posted Jun 23rd 2008 8:40AM by TMZ Staff
She no longer has a fetus growing inside her belly -- but Jessica Alba is still as miserable as ever.
Having your movie tank at the box office will do that to a girl.
Filed under: Jessica Alba, Hot Mamas
Posted May 1st 2008 11:58AM by TMZ Staff
For someone who never wants to be seen, Jessica Alba sure picked a stupid place to eat dinner.
Alba and baby daddy Cash Warren dined out at Mr. Chow last night -- which is the equivalent of a hen hanging out in a fox house! Maybe that explains why Cash got pushy and nearly ran all the paps down with their black BMW.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Alba
Posted Apr 15th 2008 4:34PM by TMZ Staff
Someone actually asked Jessica Alba if she thought "animal cruelty is a good thing." Who'd they think she was, an Olsen Twin?
The always chatty Alba was too busy sucking to answer.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Jessica Alba
