Posted Aug 31st 2008 7:03AM by TMZ Staff
Burning Man -- an eclectic art and music festival in the Nevada desert -- was hit by a major dust storm yesterday, forcing some of the 49,000 event-goers to load up their VW vans and hit the mellow highway.

No injuries were reported -- but it's probably because they haven't found anybody yet.
Filed under: Natural Disasters
Posted Aug 2nd 2008 12:00PM by TMZ Staff
Not sure what's in that drink -- but Fashion designer Valentino is a green wig away from hanging with Willy Wonka.

If this tan is fashion sense -- orange you glad you don't have any?
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Natural Disasters
Posted Jul 29th 2008 11:25AM by TMZ Staff
Topless and wielding a Blackberry, supermess Naomi Campbell hung out in St. Tropez on Monday.
Luckily, no one was injured by the mobile device -- the sight of her pancake bosoms is a whole other story!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Natural Disasters, Nurse!
Posted Jul 25th 2008 11:27AM by TMZ Staff
Brigitte Nielsen, who says she is 45, recently received a facelift, eyelift, liposuction, breast lift and new teeth on live TV for her German reality show. Take that, Carnie Wilson!
Here's FrankenBrigitte clubbing in London last night.
Couldn't she have splurged for a new 'do and outfit too?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Natural Disasters, Nurse!
Posted Jul 22nd 2008 2:25PM by TMZ Staff
Like her boobs, Traci Bingham likes her watermelons big, firm and round. And like with boobs, finding the right ones takes a lot of concentration.
But how does 40-year-old Bingham manage to find time to do her own food shopping in between auditioning for all those reality shows?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Natural Disasters, Nurse!
Posted Jun 27th 2008 3:10PM by TMZ Staff
Ok, this is getting ridiculous!

If he won't wear drawers, can somebody then get Lenny Kravitz a belt already?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Natural Disasters, Nurse!
Posted Jun 24th 2008 11:57AM by TMZ Staff
Amy Winehouse is no quitter!

After collapsing at her home, spending a week in the hospital and being diagnosed with "early signs of what could be emphysema," Wineheezy did what any popwreck with a death wish would do -- smoked a cig!
How do you say conservatorship in British?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Music, Natural Disasters, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
Posted May 31st 2008 2:00PM by TMZ Staff
Did Liam Neeson Schindler's piss himself outside a bar in Northern Ireland?!

It could just be water ... or the force just may not be as strong as it used to.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Natural Disasters
Posted May 8th 2008 12:15PM by TMZ Staff
Unlike his aunt, Fergie the Duchess of York, Prince William doesn't need Weight Watchers to get thin.

The 25-year-old Prince of Wales visited a London hospital on Wednesday -- and hopefully picked up a Propecia prescription.
Even though William's not King of England yet, we can already see his crown.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Natural Disasters, Nurse!
Posted May 6th 2008 12:13PM by TMZ Staff
It's not God exacting revenge on Heidi Montag -- it's a volcano erupting in Chaiten, Chile during a lightning storm.

No, it ain't Photoshopped.
Filed under: Natural Disasters
Posted Apr 29th 2008 1:44PM by TMZ Staff
Looks like Naomi Campbell has been giving Dina Lohan flying lessons.
TMZ spies caught Lindsay's mommie dearest going ballistic on her assistant at JFK baggage claim last week. Our source tells us Dina -- who was flying back from LAX with her middle-aged teen daughter Ali -- was screaming at the assistant for forgetting her bag and yelled, "You must have left your brain on the flight. You're my assistant and that's my bag. You should know this!" It's safe to say you won't be seeing that on "White Oprah's" reality show.
Oh, and we're told Dina flew first class on American Airlines, but used the bathroom in coach. Apparently, D-nasty doesn't s**t where she eats -- only on her employees!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Fly Me, Natural Disasters
Posted Apr 23rd 2008 11:58AM by TMZ Staff
British popmess Amy Winehouse completely out wrecked herself last night in England. Looks like that whole rehab thing really worked!
Anyone know where you can get a gurney and a conservatorship in Britain?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Music, Natural Disasters, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
Posted Apr 15th 2008 1:37PM by TMZ Staff
Robin Leach is enjoying the lifestyles of the rich and the shameless!

While at Dr. Feelgood's bar in West Palm Beach on Friday, the 66-year-old shook his groove belly by pole dancing -- and groping -- alongside two (pantyless?!) wild cougars. After all, his last name is leech Leach.
It's plainly obvious that Robin hasn't lost his appetite ... for the ladies!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hot Bodies, Natural Disasters, Nurse!
Posted Apr 10th 2008 11:46AM by TMZ Staff
Former Hole singer turned mad blogger Courtney Love has gotta brand new bag -- of prescription drugs!

The rehabbed widow Cobain (Can you believe Kurt committed suicide 14 years ago last week?!) was caught outside a London club on Wednesday with a plastic bag full of prescription pills. Ever hear of a medicine cabinet?!
Well, at least she's on some sort of meds.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Natural Disasters, Nurse!
Posted Apr 3rd 2008 11:30AM by TMZ Staff
For the love of Star Jones! Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis has mysteriously shed a ton of his trademark blubber. How'd he do that?!

After a winter of hibernation, The Bear was spotted in Beverly Hills on Wednesday looking like half the man he used to be -- literally. We'll have whatever he's (legally) havin'.
Hopefully, he'll keep it up and disappear for good!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hot Bodies, Natural Disasters, Critters, Nurse!
