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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>And Starring ... Audrina's Boobs!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/and-starring-audrinas-boobs/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/and-starring-audrinas-boobs/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/and-starring-audrinas-boobs/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/the-hills/" rel="tag">The Hills</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Audrina Patridge is making her feature film debut in a straight-to-DVD sequel of a movie no one saw in the first place. Based on these photos, it won't be Audrina's acting on display -- and that's how it should be.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/and-starring-audrinas-boobs/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T12:29:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Godfrey Goes Greek on Suge's Ass</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/godfrey-goes-greek-on-suges-ass/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/godfrey-goes-greek-on-suges-ass/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/godfrey-goes-greek-on-suges-ass/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Rampage was the first celeb to actually talk about Suge's knock out night -- Godfrey does him one better, acting it out as if the attacker was a jousting Spartan.

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    Rampage on Suge: Was He Drunk?

... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/godfrey-goes-greek-on-suges-ass/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>suge knight</category><category>SugeKnight</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T12:25:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Salma Hayek's Billion Dollar Baby</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/salma-hayeks-billion-dollar-baby/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/salma-hayeks-billion-dollar-baby/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/salma-hayeks-billion-dollar-baby/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/baby-watch/" rel="tag">Baby Watch</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/kids/" rel="tag">Kids</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Shiloh, Suri, even Max and Emme, ain't got nothing on Salma Hayek's little billionairess, Valentina Paloma Pinault. Hola bitches!Hayek's adorable 8-month-old princesa -- whose dad is French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault -- was carried onto a... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/salma-hayeks-billion-dollar-baby/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Salma Hayek</category><category>SalmaHayek</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T12:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Rob Lowe Rips On the Smeltics</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/rob-lowe-farts-in-the-celtics-direction/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/rob-lowe-farts-in-the-celtics-direction/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/rob-lowe-farts-in-the-celtics-direction/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/talk-sports/" rel="tag">Talk Sports</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/rob-lowe/" rel="tag">Rob Lowe</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  A pair of Boston spies caught Rob Lowe in a street-side debate during which Lowe dropped a bomb on the dude -- a stink bomb, that is.According to our spies, Lowe and a fan starting talking hoops and cigars (Rob's got one in his right hand) when Rob... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/rob-lowe-farts-in-the-celtics-direction/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>farts</category><category>rob lowe</category><category>RobLowe</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T12:01:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Jamie Lynn On All Fours -- Yama-Hee-Ha!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/jamie-lynn-you-should-be-using-protection/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/jamie-lynn-you-should-be-using-protection/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/jamie-lynn-you-should-be-using-protection/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/baby-watch/" rel="tag">Baby Watch</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Lil' pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears had a play date with her high-powered big wheel -- an ATV -- on Wednesday.While sitting on her four-wheeler, the 205-month old munched on what appears to be either a popsicle or some sort of meat on a stick. Hopefully... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/jamie-lynn-you-should-be-using-protection/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Jamie Lynn Spears</category><category>JamieLynnSpears</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T11:25:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Von A-Hole to Sharpton:  I'll K.O. You, Big Mouth</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/von-a-hole-to-sharpton-ill-k-o-you-big-mouth/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/von-a-hole-to-sharpton-ill-k-o-you-big-mouth/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/von-a-hole-to-sharpton-ill-k-o-you-big-mouth/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-feuds/" rel="tag">Celebrity Feuds</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  How's this for a cage match we'd kill to see -- Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband vs. Reverend Al Sharpton.The Prince challenged Al to a fist fight yesterday, claiming he's a "big mouth" and that he could K.O. him.VAH also called BS on Barack and Michelle... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/von-a-hole-to-sharpton-ill-k-o-you-big-mouth/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>prince von a</category><category>prince von a-hole</category><category>prince von anhalt</category><category>PrinceVonA</category><category>PrinceVonA-hole</category><category>PrinceVonAnhalt</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T11:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Jennifer Aniston's Serious Baggage</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/jennifer-anistons-serious-baggage/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/jennifer-anistons-serious-baggage/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/jennifer-anistons-serious-baggage/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/jennifer-aniston/" rel="tag">Jennifer Aniston</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  The bellman at the Ritz got a major workout yesterday thanks to the insane amount of luggage Jennifer Aniston travels with.When she checked out of the hotel, the help had to roll out four carts of crap -- enough to fill a separate SUV!

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   ... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/jennifer-anistons-serious-baggage/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>jennifer aniston</category><category>JenniferAniston</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T11:09:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Barack -- Stand Up For Your Woman!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/barack-stand-up-for-your-woman/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/barack-stand-up-for-your-woman/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/barack-stand-up-for-your-woman/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Barack Obama claims he's strong enough to be Prez, but he doesn't have the cojones to defend the honor of his own wife.Prince Von A Hole unleashed a tirade at the gay Starbucks in West Hollywood against Obama's wife, calling her a "washerwoman." The... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/barack-stand-up-for-your-woman/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T10:40:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Gwyneth Sweats Her Boobs Off</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/gwyneth-sweats-her-boobs-off/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/gwyneth-sweats-her-boobs-off/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/gwyneth-sweats-her-boobs-off/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hot-bodies/" rel="tag">Hot Bodies</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Working out at the same gym Madonna frequents, Gwyneth Paltrow glistened as she emerged from a workout in London yesterday.Is "slippery nipple" a drink or a workout regimen? 

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    It's Hard Being Madonna
    Madonna's Sweaty Hot Flash

... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/gwyneth-sweats-her-boobs-off/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T09:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Old Guys on the Block</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/old-guys-on-the-block/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/old-guys-on-the-block/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/old-guys-on-the-block/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: The New Kids on the Block haven't performed together since 1994 ... maybe it should have stayed that way.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/old-guys-on-the-block/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>New Kids on the Block</category><category>NewKidsOnTheBlock</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T09:03:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Food Network Cooking Their Numbers?</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/food-network-cooking-their-numbers/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/food-network-cooking-their-numbers/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/food-network-cooking-their-numbers/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/department-of-debunk/" rel="tag">Department of Debunk</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/food-glorious-food/" rel="tag">Food Glorious Food</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Is the Food Network trying to win over a younger audience by slicing and dicing a contestant's age on "The Next Food Network Star"?According to his online profile, season four contestant Jeffrey Vaden is 43-years-old. But on the show, he was credited... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/food-network-cooking-their-numbers/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>next food network star</category><category>NextFoodNetworkStar</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T09:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Papa Joe's Meddling Made Romo Punt Jess</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/papa-joe-s-meddling-made-romo-punt-jess/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/papa-joe-s-meddling-made-romo-punt-jess/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/papa-joe-s-meddling-made-romo-punt-jess/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/lets-get-this-party-started/" rel="tag">Let's Get This Party Started</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  TMZ told you first about Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo being dunzo, and at least one pal of Tony's says that Joe Simpson sent him running for the end zone.The Chicago Sun-Times says that Papa Joe was offering "unsolicited advice to Tony on his... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/papa-joe-s-meddling-made-romo-punt-jess/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T06:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Yep, I'm Getting Married</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/yep-im-getting-married/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/yep-im-getting-married/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/yep-im-getting-married/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hook-ups/" rel="tag">Hook-Ups</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Well, she's gone and done it. Ellen's gonna get hitched.A spy in the audience of this afternoon's taping of the "Ellen DeGeneres Show" tells us that after Ellen mentioned today's California Supreme Court ruling striking down the state's ban on gay... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/yep-im-getting-married/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-15T22:45:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>City Attorney Says Worm is One Bad Apple</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/d-a-says-worm-is-one-bad-apple/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/d-a-says-worm-is-one-bad-apple/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/d-a-says-worm-is-one-bad-apple/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-justice/" rel="tag">Celebrity Justice</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/talk-sports/" rel="tag">Talk Sports</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  The L.A. County city attorney has charged bad boy baller Dennis Rodman with domestic violence after he allegedly hit his gf last month at a Los Angeles hotel.Prosecutors nailed Rodman with several misdemeanor counts of spousal battery, brandishing a... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/d-a-says-worm-is-one-bad-apple/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-15T20:45:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>McCona-Spawn To Bring in Big Bucks</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/mcconna-spawn-to-bring-in-big-bucks/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/mcconna-spawn-to-bring-in-big-bucks/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/mcconna-spawn-to-bring-in-big-bucks/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/baby-watch/" rel="tag">Baby Watch</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Matthew McConaughey and baby mama Camila Alves are busy doing what all expectant parents do -- fielding million dollar offers for pictures of their kid!TMZ has learned that McConaughey has hired "brand agent" Todd Shemarya -- who's already brokered... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/mcconna-spawn-to-bring-in-big-bucks/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-15T18:45:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Nick Cannon -- Brand New Wife, Brand New Baby?</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/nick-cannon-brand-new-wife-brand-new-baby/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/nick-cannon-brand-new-wife-brand-new-baby/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/nick-cannon-brand-new-wife-brand-new-baby/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-video/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Video</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/mariah-carey/" rel="tag">Mariah Carey</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Mariah's love may not cost a thing -- but Nick Cannon's cashing in. Just two weeks after marrying Mimi, the guy's already test driving a brand new Maserati Quattroporte -- a sick ride with a sticker price of $120K! He didn't make that kind of money... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/nick-cannon-brand-new-wife-brand-new-baby/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>nick cannon</category><category>NickCannon</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-15T18:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Holly Madison: Hef's a Bucket o' Lamesauce</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/holly-madison-hefs-a-bucket-o-lamesauce/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/holly-madison-hefs-a-bucket-o-lamesauce/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/holly-madison-hefs-a-bucket-o-lamesauce/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Hugh Hefner's #1 gal, Holly Madison, was pissed when TMZ told her he'd never marry her -- but he's making it up to her by getting the Mansion a stripper pole!You mean they don't come standard with every room?

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    Dumb Blonde Down Under

... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/holly-madison-hefs-a-bucket-o-lamesauce/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>holly madison</category><category>HollyMadison</category><category>hugh hefner</category><category>HughHefner</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-15T18:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Wire Wire, Pants on Fire!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/mimis-magic-pics-big-pile-of-caca/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/mimis-magic-pics-big-pile-of-caca/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/mimis-magic-pics-big-pile-of-caca/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/mariah-carey/" rel="tag">Mariah Carey</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Apparently, there's no part of their "marriage" that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon won't sell off to the highest bidder, including shots of their cheesy wedding reception at Magic Mountain.When we called photo agency WireImage on Monday night, they... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/mimis-magic-pics-big-pile-of-caca/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-15T18:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Wood You Hit It?</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/wood-you-hit-it/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/wood-you-hit-it/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/wood-you-hit-it/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/beauty/" rel="tag">Beauty</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/critters/" rel="tag">Critters</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/nurse/" rel="tag">Nurse!</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: At 60 years old, Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood doesn't look a day older ... than Keith Richards.Ronnie went for one of his walks in London on Wednesday.Rock and roll will never die.

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    Stone Faces

... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/wood-you-hit-it/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-15T17:58:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>DMX: Plea of My Plea is Not Guilty</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/dmx-not-guilty-is-plea-of-my-plea/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/dmx-not-guilty-is-plea-of-my-plea/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/dmx-not-guilty-is-plea-of-my-plea/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-justice/" rel="tag">Celebrity Justice</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  DMX arrived one hour late to the Maricopa County Superior Court today -- a bad start to the first of many court appearances he'll be making in the future.DMX pleaded not guilty on three felony drug charges, including two counts of marijuana... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/dmx-not-guilty-is-plea-of-my-plea/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>dmx</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-15T17:38:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>